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Bitch, Please: My opinion on the film called “S. Darko”

Last night (until about one in the morning) me, my brother, and our friend Alana suffered through a movie called “S. Darko.”

“S. Darko” is a sequel to the movie “Donnie Darko” which stars Jake Gyllenhaal, Patrick Swayze, and a terrifying nightmare bunny named Frank. (Wait… I can’t say it starred Frank because he is a character and not an actor? Oh… right… I don’t care.) “Donnie Darko” works for many reasons, but mostly for the three I already mentioned, and honestly, with inspiration such as this, how bad could a sequel be? Pretty bad, apparently. Not only does Frank only have a small, cameo-type role, but about an hour’s worth of clips  could’ve been edited out and sold to Urban Outfitters as the longest mini-movie ad-campaign of all time. No joke. That’s actually a valid suggestion. Especially seeing as an hour-long commercial for Urban would have been a lot more cohesive, compelling, and enjoyable than this movie.

The only way to describe how I felt after watching “S. Darko” is “extremely frustrated.” I actually screamed a little. Luckily, French and Saunders were there to ease the pain (my brother owns the boxed set). Unfortunately, S. Darko and her little minnions made a guest appearance in my dreams. Apparently my sub-conscious was still trying to figure out why in god’s name this movie was ever made… it did not have much luck.

On a brighter note, my copy of  “Ghost World” arrived at our local record/CD/movie store last week and I was FINALLY able to pick it up. FINALLY. I love this movie. I love it’s weird sense of style, random use of lines, and genius references to cheap, rotting Americana. And I love Enid and Seymore. But that’s a given.

Also, “Match Point” was a lot better than I thought it would be. It was, dare I say, good… and I do recommend that you see it, whether you like Woody Allen or not (who, incidentally, does not narrate, star, or even so much as appear in the nervous ticks of any of the leading characters.)

Just don’t watch “S. Darko”… I mean it.

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Vampire?

Last night I had a dream that Chuck Bass was a vampire. Which, if you have ever seen Gossip Girl, is really not that far-fetched. (Gorgeous, hypnotic, intoxicating, venomous – check, check, check, check.)

There was even a moment in the car where I was just about to suggest he put on his seat-belt, ontly to remember that being a vampire, he didn’t exactly need one. (Hello – Immortal?)

Unfortunately, I can’t exactly recall every single detail of said dream, but I do remember that we were being chased by something or someone, that it was dark out, and that the sexual tension was… Mmmm…

Oh, and one other thing I remember? I woke up before anything dirty could happen.

Stupid. Effing. Alarm. Gaaahhh!!!!

*Smash, bang, stomp*

So I guess I will just have to content myself with delicious little clips such as these:

See you all tomorrow for another edition of Slutty Sundays!

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Split

Can someone please send me a script involving a person with a split personality? Because I think I’d get the part…

Lil' Miss SunshineDarkness Falls

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Let’s Do It Like This

We should all dress like this… and do things in slow motion.

(Amazing hair flip, Liv)

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Oh Baby, how you move me! (Meme Today, Blog Tomorrow)

First ever Weirdo-endorsed meme*! Are you excited?? You should be.

And don’t worry, I’ve provided helpful commentary for your (and my) enjoyment. Proceed with caution… (Kidding!)

1. Put your iPod/iTunes on shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

4. Tag 3 people to complete this!

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
“Woman Left Alone” (Cat Power)

– Or, leave me alone

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
“Corduroy” (Jaymay)

– Damnit.

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
“Of Moons, Birds and Monsters” (MGMT)

– Someone who’s a little off, apparently

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
“Hit the Heartbrakes” (Black Kids)

– Oh, yes. I should.

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
“This Ship Was Built to Last” (Duke Spirit)

– It really was

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
“Gronlandic Edit” (Of Montreal)

– Wow, my friends are weird

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN​?
“Matchbox” (The Kooks)

– I swear I’m not a pyro… most of the time

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
“Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa” (Vampire Weekend)

– I really couldn’t tell you

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
“A Martyr for My Love for Your” (The White Stripes)

– Haha. Seriously.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
“A Voice at the End of the Line” (M. Ward)

– Ah, so true

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
“Teen Lovers” (The Virgins)

– Hell Yes! Or not… LOL

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
“The Past and Pending” (The Shins)

– Hmm, no doubt! I will move on! I willlllll!!!

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
“The Bleeding Heart Show” (The New Pornographers)

– LOL, I don’t think so… or do I?

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
“Hallucinations” (The Raveonettes)

– That’s great, what a perfect wedding song… unfortunately.

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
“Transfiguration #2” (M. Ward)

– Ha, Perfect

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
“Closure Found Rag” (Language of Kings)

– Is closure a secret? Okay never mind, it totally is.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
“Jigsaw Falling Into Place” (Radiohead)

– Nice

WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
“Get Free” (The Vines)

– Huh. Maybe the opposite of this is more accurate, no?

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
“My Friend” (Dr. Dog)

– Holy Crap

WHAT IS ONE THING YOU REGRET?
“Baskerfeild By The Sea” (Knock Knock)

– I don’t know what this means

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
“The Delicate Place” (Spoon)

– No kidding, I’m such a child!

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
“Little Green Bag” (George Baker Selection)

– It’s a good thing I don’t smoke then!

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
“Bamboo Banga” (M.I.A.)

– All right then

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
“I’ve Got You” (McFly)

– I so do

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
“Red Morning Light” (Kings of Leon)

– Hmmm… It’s so profound, I don’t even understand it!

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
“300 MPH Torrential Outpour Blues” (The White Stripes)

– But it was sunny today… Oh well!

And I tag Chelsea, Himbo, and Sebastian!

Have fun guys!

* This meme provided by Beelzebub at Common Nonsense

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