Category Archives: Retail Strife (A.K.A. My Job)
Skipping
This is what happens when I don’t do Slutty Sundays… Yesterday, I decided not to write any slutty fiction, pose any slutty questions, or be metaphorically slutty in any way. I made this decision based on the fact that I was exhausted, … Continue reading
Filed under Lust, Retail Strife (A.K.A. My Job)
The Littlest Prince
As I was staring into his little demolished face, it stuck me – the meaninglessness of it all. True, magnifying himself to appear larger was truly heinous. But hadn’t he always been up-front about how long it would take? He wasn’t going to get there for 72 hours! Continue reading
Filed under Happiness, Love, Retail Strife (A.K.A. My Job)
Losing it
I am at work. There is nothing to do. Someone please please tell me you can hear me screaming! And also tell me absolutely anything funny/interesting/in English to keep me from going completely insane! The past few days have seen … Continue reading
Filed under Gossip Girl = Love, Retail Strife (A.K.A. My Job)
One-Day-Weekend Wonder
When you work in retail, you will find that your definition of weekends is just not the same as it used to be. Today was a Saturday, and miraculously I did have the day off! (Not tomorrow though, I have … Continue reading
Oh, Doom!
Tomorrow night is New Year’s Eve and I am SO excited… that it’s not Tomorrow night yet! Working in Touristville, CA may have it’s perks (Hot co-worker anyone?), but mostly it just has many, many un-perks (i.e. hellish events.) One … Continue reading
Notes from the Underground
Tonight I am posting from work. That’s right, I am a bad, bad girl. (Nothing dirty intended) And because of that I am typing right now with a very creepy feeling of anxiety. I swear, at any minute The Boss … Continue reading
Filed under Retail Strife (A.K.A. My Job)
