Category Archives: Appearances are(n’t) everything

April 27, 2009

Don’t tell anyone!

Dear Diary, I have a secret. It’s really, truly terrible… so terrible in fact, that I can barely stand to tell you about it. (So don’t tell anyone, OK?! I mean, don’t tell anyone if, on the off-chance that you … Continue reading →

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April 24, 2009

Clothes Whore

I know the correct term is “clothes horse”, but who are we kidding? I mean, really. I thought I would take a brief moment today to talk about something other than sex (which, like everything else, is all in my … Continue reading →

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April 22, 2009

Split

Can someone please send me a script involving a person with a split personality? Because I think I’d get the part…

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April 19, 2009

Change Is… Easy

I have a talent, a wonderful thing… ’cause when I start to get bored I do some pretty strange things! When I’m not microwaving little princes or writing Adrien Brody fan fiction, I do something I have always been fond … Continue reading →

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April 18, 2009

Like a High-Class Skankster

I am not a person with a huge ego problem. Haha… no, really! In my HUMBLE opinion, my ego is neither too big, or too small… but juuuust right! (Yes, it’s true – my ego is frickin’ AMAZING!) Included in “my ego” … Continue reading →

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